It's a Brooklyn Thing

Here's an interesting point. I set this story in Brookyn, specifically in a Brooklyn brownstone. And I wanted the first time we see the couple to be right in the entry hall, so you could see the differing attitudes of all the characters immediately after our hero walks in. At the same time, I make a big deal about what a beautiful home this is – art, rugs, whatever. But the entryway, even with the Picassos & the Braques I've put on the walls, doesn't look like much, nu?

Here's why: Brownstones aren't like houses in the rest of the country. They are crammed up right next to each other, with no space between them. Almost none of them have any green space in the front yard, and the backyard is about the size of four Ford Explorers parked abreast. By and large, the entry is usually the least impressive part of the house. Space is at too big a premium to waste on what is at the end of the day a mere passageway. Better to use the space for a closet, or (luxury of luxuries!) a bathroom on the first floor.

When you tell people from outside of the city that brownstones are among the most desirable residences in New York, they look at you like you're crazy. When you tell them that a brownstone in the Heights can sell for $3 million dollars, you just confirm it.

By the way, in case you're wondering, I would kill or die for a brownstone. I think they're beautiful. But my sanity is not up for discussion on this forum.

Next up, more pages. Then, yes, more dog pictures! In the meantime, please send me emails or make some comments.